sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland we paint our...
neilpatrickharry: pancakebatters: I just find it hilarious that eurovision was invented because europe was like “no more war guys, fight it out through songs” i find it hilarious that it worked
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
samandriel: My mom’s dating a doctor and she never refers to him by his name instead she’s just like “I’m going to dinner with the Doctor” and I always just
budgets: i regret being born why did i do that
Don’t you just love the days when you’re home alone because your parents are on the other side of the country. Then you go to make yourself some food and see that all that is in the fridge is vegetables and no cereal in the cupboard. So you decided to call up your favourite take away, only to find that they are closed on a Friday. And you’re just like: